YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH WWRY WHEN...

literally, a load of comments telling you how you know when you're obsessed with we will rock you. I'm planning one for harry potter as well. Now where's the nearest WWRYA's anonymous.... (we will rock you addicts)

You know you're obsessed with we will rock you when...


- When someone asks "Who are you?"......you say "I'm the Walrus!"

- You own everything possible with the words We Will Rock You on them.

- You name your group of friends after the bohemians and assign characters to them based on their personalities.

- You discuss the events of the show with your friends as if they happened in real life.

- All the actors on the show are shown a picture of you and are told to stay away at all costs.

- You legally change your name to Galileo, Scaramouche, or another character from the show.

- You practically have a nervous breakdown when you haven't seen the show in aweek.

- You cannot remember what you did with your life before We Will Rock You.

- As far as you are concerned, all the characters are actual people.

- You're horrified of people who have never even heard of We Will Rock You.

- You're on a first name basis with all the actors except that you've never met them. Though they used to appreciate your interest, the actors are now scared to death of you.

- You decide to be a character from the show for Halloween but your friends don't notice a change.

- You can't think of a thing to talk about with people who have never watched We Will Rock You

- You spend hours on the net looking for new pictures.

- You get really really excited whenever you do find any new pictures.

- When watching the show, people gawk at you when you manage to say the actor's lines right before they do.

- Whenever you quote the show to your friends, you laugh hysterically while your friends stare at you like you've grown another ear.

- You greet all people in the morning the same way "Good Morning Gazza" , their actual name not being gaza is of no concern to you


- You sing 'Don't stop me now' when you're interupted.

- At school in a boring lesson you jump onto a desk and shout "I want to break free".

- When you can't stop saying "Oh my, Oh my" to children who have been silly.

- When you walk round work singing "I want to break free".

- When you start hiding the truth about the number of times you have been to the show.

- Whenever people say they're "under pressure" you can't help but hum "do do do dudu doo doo".

- When you're feeling alone, you call you're best friend and tell her"CAN ANYBODY FIND ME,SOMEBODY TO LOVE?.

- When you’re in a shop and the shop radio announces all the great offers on, ending with someone saying ‘what more could you possible want?’ and you start singing ‘i want to break free’.

- When you seriously consider stealing that poster of WWRY on the escalator at Tottenham Court Road Underground.

- When you have Ticketmaster on speed dial on your phone, even though you know the number anyway.

- You start to know the people at Ticketmaster and they already know you want the DVD offer when they hear your voice.

- Your work mates/school friends see you yawn in the morning and ask how the show was last night.

- Despite being a Queen fan for a long time, you still find yourself singing the WWRY lyrics.

- Your neighbours know all the words to the songs even though they've never seen the show cos you play the CD that often

- You spend the whole day creating a family of sims called Galileo, Scaramouche and their two children Freddie and Meat, when you should really be spending the day writing an essay on the life cycle and food chain of the Frog, and the only break is to check the WWRY message board. I so need to get out more...

- You use as many Scaramouche insults/quotes as you can in one conversation, and the person you were talking to stands there for 10 minutes trying to figure out what the heck you were talking about.

- You almost have a nervous breakdown when you realise you missed out the last 'E' in Scaramouche's name, and go through all your stories/comments, mentally checking them all

- You've played your 'recorded at the dominion original cast' Cd so many times, your family/friends have forgotten what other cds you have. And so have you

- You cry when the show ends, even though you are going to see it again the next night

- You are running cross country at school, and talking to your friends at the same time, and they suddenly speed up, and you yell, "OI! SLOW DOWN WILL YOU?!" Then have a massive laughing attack, and no one knows why, Then, suddenly, someone will figure out you're quoting Scaramouche, and roll their eyes at you, at which point you proceed to call them a banker.

- When small children want something from you and you tell them "Be careful I am not only *insert your name here* but I am also DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM!"

- When there is something important happening or about to happen and you say: "It's time to avenge the mighty queen. It's time to avenge them all!!!"

- Someone asks you if you want to hear something interesting and you say: "Nah just thought I'd have a quick drink and bugger off!"

- Everyone is excited about going somewhere and doing something and you pretend to be equally excited except you say: "Sounds a bit boring to me!!"

- Someone tells you: "I had a strange dream last night" and you start to mutter darkly about broken relationships, rabbits, bowler hats, and omelettes.

- Whenever someone mentions something you don't like, you say: "Excuse me while I puke"

- You say "Bless" in Scaramouche's tone to anyone and anything

- You've contemplated getting therapy.

- Your parents have contemplated getting you therapy.

- You have avidly played air guitar during tennis in PE class. In fact, while pretending to be Brian May, you actually grazed your knees on the tennis court.

- Whenever you’re listening to music you’ll randomly comment, ‘Hey, that’s in the same key as *insert Queen song here*’ or, ‘that’s the same note as the one on *insert Queen lyrics here*’.

- Whenever someone says a line or key word from a Queen song, you break into a loud chorus of said Queen song.

- You spend three hours on a power point revoloving around WWRY and why your father should send you to Vegas to see the show.

- You try to listen to a regualar different CD, but you can't find any, because you can't remember where you put them while you had your last McMouche-esque hissy fit.

- You mosh to BoRhap in your car and when you get strange looks from other commuters you put down your window, give the 'Rock on' sign and continue to rock your ass off

-You try to convince your Music teacher to buy tickets for WWRY in London (PLEASE MR CLAYTON?MRS DOBBIE!!!!!)

- When you do go to London you will go steal the WWRY poster from the underground station

- You go shopping and see anything that reminds you of what the characters wear and randomly yell out the character's name (ie...you see a torn red skirt and yell "SCARAMOUCHE!" )

- You don't sing the Queen lyrics but the WWRY lyrics

- When final exams are upon you, you can't help but sing 'under pressure' or 'hammer to fall' because you're ready to tear the teacher's face off

- When you see girls dressed up in the latest fashions or squealing about some hot boy you roll your eyes and mutter, 'Oi...GaGa Kids...'

- You start to wonder how you would act as Scaramouche, Meat, Killer Queen or any other character (well this is from a female's perspective...)

- When you meet a cast memeber at the stage door for for the first time.....and they already know who you are

-When you are out with friends and they seem to be in hurry you scream: "Would you slow down, will you? I have shorter legs than you!!"

- When the second copy of the cast rocorded Cd you bought (because you wore the first one out) needs replacing.

- When you ask your friend who last borrowed one of your videos/dvds, go up to them and demand loudly, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SACRED VY-DAYO TARP???"

- When your friend jokingly calls you a lesbian and you quickly reply, "Is it because I don't wear pastels?"

- When you have to explain what that means

- Whenever you see 'under pressure' written in a book or written down...you have to underline it and write 'Queen' next to it.

- When the guy you just met turns down an invite to go see WWRY and immediately you decide the relationship just ain't gonna work!

- When one of your friends starts singing a solo for a school play/drama show/no reason, you shout, "A CAPELLA IS NEVER NECESSAY!" and refuse to explain or work out a compromise (sp?)

- When someone asks you to do the fandango because they know how much you quote Scaramouche, you immediately ask if you look like poultry, then refuse to acknowledge that you quoted it wrong, but cry into your pillow that night

- When you consider going to see a show and feel really guilty and treacherous that it's not WWRY.

- When you are just dying for someone to call you a chicken/or chick just so you can respond with "what am I? Poultry?"

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